Anuk forgot to turn off the stove when he went ice fishing, which caused his igloo to melt. His wife Anernerk was certainly going to feed his carcass to the polar bears when she returned from her book club meeting at Kirima’s igloo.
“Think, Anuk, think!” he thumped his head repeatedly with his big wooly mittens and sighed.
Suddenly he spotted a melted DVD of Al Gore’s movie “An Inconvenient Truth” among the remains of his home.
“What in the name of the Great Hunter happened here?” Anernerk asked when she returned home from her meeting.
“Global Warming,” Anuk replied.
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