{"id":82,"date":"2014-05-05T11:58:58","date_gmt":"2014-05-05T11:58:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/?page_id=82"},"modified":"2014-08-06T13:39:49","modified_gmt":"2014-08-06T13:39:49","slug":"the-seasick-seagull","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/?page_id=82","title":{"rendered":"The Seasick Seagull"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I bob up and down, rather majestically, on a wave. Up and down.<\/p>\n<p>Baaaaaaarrfff. There I go, sick again. This is ludicrous. I\u2019m constantly seasick and I\u2019m supposed to be a SEA-gull, for goodness sake.<\/p>\n<p>I can\u2019t take this anymore. There\u2019s nothing else for it. I spread my wings and start my funny little run across the top of the water. Eventually, I lift off gracefully before the next wave drifts in. I climb steadily up into the clear, blue sky and soon catch a warm air current. I soar, rather majestically, above the hateful ocean.<\/p>\n<p>Baaaaaaarrfff. Damn this vertigo.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">Read the next drabble &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/?page_id=97\" title=\"This'll be the Day When I Die\">This'll be the Day When I Die<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bob up and down, rather majestically, on a wave. Up and down. Baaaaaaarrfff. There I go, sick again. This is ludicrous. I\u2019m constantly seasick and I\u2019m supposed to be a SEA-gull, for goodness sake. I can\u2019t take this anymore. There\u2019s nothing else for it. I spread my wings and start my funny little run [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":78,"menu_order":15,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-82","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/82","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=82"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/82\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":529,"href":"https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/82\/revisions\/529"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/78"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=82"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}