{"id":675,"date":"2015-01-06T10:04:38","date_gmt":"2015-01-06T10:04:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/?page_id=675"},"modified":"2015-01-06T10:04:38","modified_gmt":"2015-01-06T10:04:38","slug":"rare-extra-ketchup","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/?page_id=675","title":{"rendered":"Rare, Extra Ketchup"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The alarm jarred Vlad awake. He stood with a grunt. Eight o\u2019clock. After some coffee and a Sudoku puzzle to bring him to his senses, he found himself at a local drive-thru.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHere\u2019s your burger, rare, extra ketchup.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Vlad took the greasy sack from the girl in the window. He flashed a smile and checked her name tag. \u201cWhat time to you get off, LeeAnn?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>LeeAnn was mesmerized. \u201cTwelve.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019ll swing by then,\u201d Vlad winked. A horn honked and he sped off, into the night.<\/p>\n<p>Home again, Vlad climbed into his coffin for a short nap. Soon, he would feast.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wattpad.com\/user\/FrightfulFables\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-676\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Pic-225x300.png\" alt=\"Pic\" width=\"60\" height=\"80\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Pic-225x300.png 225w, https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Pic-768x1024.png 768w, https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Pic-600x800.png 600w, https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/Pic.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 60px) 100vw, 60px\" \/><\/a><strong>D.C.Phillips<br \/>\n<\/strong>Author of Frightful Fables, the tales that leave you screaming for more!<br \/>\nFind out more on <a title=\"D.C.Phillips on Wattpad\" href=\"http:\/\/www.wattpad.com\/user\/FrightfulFables\" target=\"_blank\">Wattpad<\/a>.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">Read the next drabble &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/?page_id=531\" title=\"Why Not Have a Go...\">Why Not Have a Go...<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The alarm jarred Vlad awake. He stood with a grunt. Eight o\u2019clock. After some coffee and a Sudoku puzzle to bring him to his senses, he found himself at a local drive-thru. \u201cHere\u2019s your burger, rare, extra ketchup.\u201d Vlad took the greasy sack from the girl in the window. He flashed a smile and checked [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":312,"menu_order":80,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-675","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/675","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=675"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/675\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":677,"href":"https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/675\/revisions\/677"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/312"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=675"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}