{"id":478,"date":"2014-08-01T13:18:33","date_gmt":"2014-08-01T13:18:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/?page_id=478"},"modified":"2014-08-06T13:33:55","modified_gmt":"2014-08-06T13:33:55","slug":"clowns","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/?page_id=478","title":{"rendered":"Clowns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lying on my bed and see my room full of clowns. Happy clowns, sad clowns, laughing clowns, even a tall gaunt clown with spindly legs. My mummy thinks I like them and keeps buying me more. I wish I could tell her how much they frighten me. Everywhere I look, I see another clown&#8217;s face.<\/p>\n<p>One hundred different clowns, none of them the same. I say my prayers with mummy then count them before I sleep. Snuggled in my duvet I count them once again. This time the number comes up short and there&#8217;s a rustle under the bed.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thecultofme.blogspot.co.uk\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-479\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Michael.jpg\" alt=\"Michael\" width=\"50\" height=\"53\" \/><\/a><strong>Michael Brookes<br \/>\n<\/strong>Explorer of the wonders and mysteries of the universe and its denizens. Hold your breath and check out his\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/thecultofme.blogspot.co.uk\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Cult of Me<\/a> blog.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">Read the next drabble &#8211; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/?page_id=490\" title=\"Solace and Dreams\">Solace and Dreams<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lying on my bed and see my room full of clowns. Happy clowns, sad clowns, laughing clowns, even a tall gaunt clown with spindly legs. My mummy thinks I like them and keeps buying me more. I wish I could tell her how much they frighten me. Everywhere I look, I see another clown&#8217;s face. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":312,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-478","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=478"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/478\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":523,"href":"https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/478\/revisions\/523"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/312"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}