{"id":144,"date":"2014-06-23T15:02:17","date_gmt":"2014-06-23T15:02:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/?page_id=144"},"modified":"2014-11-08T11:53:37","modified_gmt":"2014-11-08T11:53:37","slug":"six-word-stories","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/?page_id=144","title":{"rendered":"Six Word Stories"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am a great believer in the virtues of conciseness. I love 50 and 100 word stories, so much so that I&#8217;ve dedicated a section of this website to the 100 word variety (which incidentally are called Drabbles). The question is, how short can you make a story? For example, is it possible to have one with only six words? Well, while they&#8217;re maybe not stories as such, it is possible to evoke a whole array of thoughts with only six words&#8230; and some very famous writers have done it. Here are a few examples:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><strong>For sale: baby shoes, never worn.<\/strong> <em>Ernest Hemingway<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Longed for him. Got him. Sh*t.<\/strong> <em>Margaret Atwood<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>The baby\u2019s blood type? Human, mostly.<\/strong> <em>Orson Scott Card<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Kirby had never eaten toes before.<\/strong> <em>Kevin Smith<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Steve ignores editor&#8217;s word limit and&#8230;<\/strong> <em>Steven Meretzky<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Machine. Unexpectedly, I\u2019d invented a time<\/strong> <em>Alan Moore<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Every one of them makes you think&#8230; you make up the background story in your head. I think it\u2019s magical. But could the ordinary man or woman in the street do it? Of course they could. I started a post on an arts &amp; crafts forum\u00a0and invited folk there to post their attempts.<\/p>\n<p>Here are a few brilliant examples:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><strong>Joined a handicraft forum&#8230; made friends.<\/strong> <em>Ken (You&#8217;d expect me to include one of my own, wouldn&#8217;t you?).<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>I came, I saw, I conquered.<\/strong> <em>Julius Caesar (Submitted by Maria &#8211; and to be fair Julius actually said \u2018Veni, vidi, vici.\u2019 which would have been disqualified for over-brevity.)<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Heart available again: one broken owner.<\/strong> <em>Kaska<\/em><\/p>\n<p>All of these were super, but the best of all, in my opinion, was from BJT whose story followed on from Ernest Hemingway\u2019s \u2018For sale: baby shoes, never worn.\u2019&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><strong>For sale: baby &#8211; already have several.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I tried the same thing on the <a title=\"KindleUsersForum\" href=\"http:\/\/www.kuforum.co.uk\/\" target=\"_blank\">KindleUsersForum<\/a> and again I was amazed by the variety and inventiveness of the entries. Here are some which caught my eye:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><strong>Were-hamster goes on small rampage.<\/strong> <em>Lexi Revellian<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Died of hay fever. No flowers.<\/strong> <em>B J Burton<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Footprints pointed away from abandoned crutches.<\/strong> <em>Jennie Lee<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>Why kiss my neck? Ouch. Oh.<\/strong> <em>Amanda Leigh Cowley (do you believe in vampires?)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Brilliant!<\/p>\n<p>Personally, I find anything can inspire a six-worder. For example , on hearing that Tesco in the UK had issued a third profit warning for the year, my mind constructed this:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><strong>First prophet warning&#8230; Abraham is coming. <\/strong>(You need to know your bible, to understand this!)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Finally, one which fits with the theme of my Fantasy books.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left; padding-left: 60px;\"><strong>Magic? Me, a pig? Ha. Oink!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Can anyone do better?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/?page_id=255\" title=\"Collective Nouns\">Collective Nouns<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am a great believer in the virtues of conciseness. I love 50 and 100 word stories, so much so that I&#8217;ve dedicated a section of this website to the 100 word variety (which incidentally are called Drabbles). The question is, how short can you make a story? 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