{"id":108,"date":"2014-05-05T12:37:54","date_gmt":"2014-05-05T12:37:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/?page_id=108"},"modified":"2014-08-06T13:15:42","modified_gmt":"2014-08-06T13:15:42","slug":"the-leprechaun","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.kenmageeauthor.com\/?page_id=108","title":{"rendered":"The Leprechaun"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Hey mister.”<\/p>\n

I lowered my gaze and found myself staring into the green eyes of a Leprechaun.<\/p>\n

“Do you want to buy this magic jug? It endlessly refills itself.”<\/p>\n

He demonstrated by pouring out glass after glass of delicious red wine. I drank until I could drink no more. Incredibly, the jug was still half full… same as it’d been when he’d started pouring.<\/p>\n

“Five pounds and it’s yours,” he said.<\/p>\n

“I don’t think so,” I slurred.<\/p>\n

I turned and stumbled away. Did the daft little Irishman think he was going to sell me something that was always half empty?<\/p>\n

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